Dinger-socking contest? Looks like a case for... Chris Paul!

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.

wrong.

One Tarnished Moment.

That’s not fair, if you’ve lost millions of dollars throughout your life betting on something, you’d probably hate it too...

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

For those unfamiliar with Canadian demographics, I’d estimate that Donald Trump would get about 90% of the Alberta vote if he ran for office in Canada.

(penalty handed down)

In retrospect it ~was~ a mistake getting the entire text of the 6 year, $114 million 49er contract tattooed on his arms.

Say Tebow two more times...

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

Bad move by Seattle trading American money for Canadian money.

I didn’t really realize how serious it was until it was over, because the doctor told me my skull was—all the muscles, all the ligaments that connect my vertebrae and the cartilage, in between that. So, the cartilage was out, the ligaments torn. And he said, if I were to have stood up then, the weight of my head,…

That is awesome. Normally the most fun you can get with 5 Bucks in Wisconsin is named Candy.

I know he’s already called the Greek Freak, but he’s really going to be putting himself at risk with this Magic Johnson act.

Can you just tell me why Barry?

Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

I think LeBron’s twitter feed is a passive aggressive inspirational quote bot that’s become sentient.