Maybe it’s time Roger starts fining players for each concussion they have. That’ll make em think twice about getting CTE and making the league look bad...

Blink 182 times and you’ll miss it, but he really did take off the pants of a Jacket.

What the hell? You’re on a Super Bowl team bro. You don’t go to a street corner by a fucking Motel 6 for a hooker. That’s where the media guys and all the fans in town go. Your hookers are bused right to the hotel dumbass.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Am I the only ones who always wants these to be funny, but then clicks and realizes it's just a bunch of stupid words lumped together?

Kubiak learning that his player has multiple serious injuries feels a little too real.

Looks like they forgot to voiceover the Tomsula clip

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

Thanks for getting the “angry idiot doesn’t understand a joke” comment out of the way.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

Well no shit. Fun fact, my rookie year with the Vikings, I finished out the last 3 games of the season punting with a torn ACL in *my kicking leg* because the team doctors didn’t tell me it was torn. Go in for my exit physical, and it’s all “Oh, yeah, you have a torn ACL, you should get surgery on that.” You better…

This still remains the worst moment in Plano East Athletics history:

Well this is slowly shifting from “clown car crash lol” into “I am genuinely uncomfortable that he’s going to end up like Chris Henry” territory.

I hope that the police are still looking for accomplices as it seems unlikely that Miss Washington did this solo.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

Well, those NCAA ads did say most of their athletes went pro in something besides sports.

The prosecution will build its case on the word of one informant.

Lawrence Taylor spotted with similar sign.