Two rules man.

“Coach Miles... eat some grass, and I’ll commit!”

And people want to say that these kids aren’t getting paid.

And they said Kobe couldn’t get people up out of their seats anymore.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

[Pelican comes home to find wife reading Deadspin article about his trip to pool]

“Dad said if Horcoff scores a goal, we get a puppy....aw, shit."

Explains timing of Josh Smith trade!*

Looks like we found Vodka Samm... and she’s off the wagon

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

As a fan, it was nice to see Vince Young have one last disappointing drive.

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

In all fairness to Thompson, he thought the depth at running back was going to be the best in the league given Eddie Lacy came to camp twice the man he used to be.

Lealaimatafao? I got the whole 'lmfao' thing, but I'm gonna need Urban Dictionary for this one.