Didn’t Kim Jong Il shoot an 18 on 18 holes once? Our tyrant can’t even finish under par! Sad!

Supposedly Trump acts like a spoiled child on purpose because he knows, if he does it enough, Ivanka will eventually spank him.

I expected more from Raiders fans.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

meow

“It’s a good crowd but the crowd in Houston was bigger.”

“I love my mama very much, and now you know that”.

You know that uh, Puerto Rico is part of the United States right?

You can take the Jezebel out of Gawker but you can’t take the Gawker out of Jezebel.

So race targeting by police is worldwide?

Isn’t “getting a championship” the only legitimate reason you need?

I am not really much of a kid person but I really do love this kid’s resting bitch face.

Oh look, about blogger beating on Hillary Clinton. How fresh and unique.

Response of the day:

so fucking shoot it down. this is texas right.

Going out tonight for a friends going away party (off to Seattle form Boston, bon voyage!) and am going to have 7-8 beers and watch it at one of the bars we swing through.

If anyone was still in any doubt that Trump only ran because of a Black Man making fun of him he’s retweeted this.

Good thing there is no way Floyd will ever find out what his son said about him.