From the White House transcript:

Trump: And a lot of people got to see the real Coast Guard during this incredible trouble. Would you like to say something on behalf of your men and women?

Air Force representative: Sir, I’m representing the Air Force.

Trump: What is your death count?

Yeah, but these kind of things throw the national budget out of wack.

Too bad he’s out of his fucking mind.

In everyone’s defense, this entire game was a complete shitshow.

Pretty sure he’ll get deported by the end of the year anyways with all the rest of the Spanish-speaking people of this tremendous, so very tremendous country.

It shows you where our society’s at right now with all that stuff.

Just started my 2nd playthrough. I haven’t read any guides because they usually contain spoilers but it seems a little repetitive. Is it worth it to keep going?

Jezebel be all like

I can’t play this because I don’t have a Switch.

Thank you for the logical and restrained comment.

“He was murdered, cold-bloodedly. He didn’t deserve to die this way.”

“Hit him” with the yellow tazer that #3 was holding.

They also moved his locker 3 doors down the hall.

The go-to “foul language defense after you just got fucking roasted” made popular by Chris Christie after a caller on that radio show told him to next time drive his “fat ass to a park that’s open”.

Another great step this administration has taken to ensure that everyone remains bitter and angry while also tearing families and communities apart.

I like how big fat guys grow goatees to brush away all the green leafy materials off of the food they eat.

Just bought a copy of this today. Hope I don’t get the Bad Dad ending again!

Just own it you hack.

I don’t know what’s worse. This product or its description.

I don’t know what’s worse. This product or its description.