Getting about as much done as any other day...

I look forward to seeing Kushner on the front lines and Ivanka in a temporary medical facility. They’re going, right?

Maybe if most of you guys didn’t act like complete dicks then people would treat you more politely.

I think the parks will be just fine. All sides of them.

Must be French.

Sorry if that’s less romantic.

“Do you make the payments on this fucking house?”

Border state. Only a little bit racist. Not full-blown racist.

Man, having LeBron James call me out specifically to tell me he’s disappointed with something I did or said would be the WORST thing in the world.

Kinda hard to respect someone trying to intimidate school children with tiki torches and khaki pants.  

They closed the entrance with a barricade. A coordinated group of armed militiamen with semi-automatic weapons formed a line in front of the park’s entrance, helping block anyone who tried to get through.

It’s just easy to act like this these days. It doesn’t even sound like he’s really that racist, he just likes to be the bad guy and talk shit. Goes on the internet and makes a bunch of threats. Has a bunch of bros and they get together to spin each other up into a frenzy. I bet at some point it really doesn’t matter…

“The thing about us fascists is, it’s not that we don’t believe in freedom of speech. You can say whatever you want. We’ll just throw you in an oven.”

Haters gonna say its fake

There’s no better broadcaster out there right now.

I think it’s great that these guys have a sense of humor and can.... wait, did you grab my ass?

This is fuckin’ stupid.

I learned to put “on table”, especially at diners where you have to go up to the register and pay.

Can we get the MLB to govern Twitter?