Brighter shot of Aubrey Plaza’s dress so you can see the sparkle:

This guy is so pissed he can't see his baby that he FUCKING SHOOTS THE BABY.

I believe you mean Bill Maher. As for Dawkins, leaving aside the fact that he can’t be elected President in the first place, he hates Muslims too... And so does Maher. And both of them thought that a school is totally justified in assuming a smart Muslim kid who built a clock actually made a bomb because Muslims.

#neverforget

This is like the maxi dress but WORSE.

Me three. Jeez, I really can fill out a baseball uniform, can’t I?

It says I’m Donald Trump.

so there is this

Nuh uh you’re wrong.

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

Help us Sam Bee, you’re our only hope.

My mom is incredibly sneaky.

He admits that he did collect donations, but did so on behalf of a non-profit

How Do You Do, Fellow People.

this woman dances, she must be very human and relatable.

its like watching an infant discover how their arms work

It's not everyday you see the worst thing you've ever seen.

okay but wait