On the plus side, if you recently found out your spouse had a AM account you can rest assured they never had sex with another woman and are probably too stupid to ever do so.

If prayer really worked there would be more than one season of firefly.

When he realized he wouldn’t be in the woman’s jail he quickly reneged.

With the Duggars getting so much press these days, the Gap decided to cash in on the long jean skirt trend

I....

Is the grey tee & denim skirt thing the new Mennonite Hipster look from GAP?

i don’t get it. like these are just copies of ugly clothes from the 70s. they’re not ‘a modern take on 70s hippie style’ or anything interesting. THEY’RE JUST THE SAME UGLY SHIT. ugh. like it’s bad cuz it’s ugly, but it’s also bad cuz it’s lazy!

They do realize that she wasn’t jailed for living out her Christian faith, right?

He did!

She claimed to be “willing to stay in...jail as long as it takes for her to win back her constitutional rights not just for her but for Americans of all faiths.”

Everything this judge has done so far has been pretty clever really.

Oh, I’m sure this is far from over. That self righteousness flowing through her veins right now is probably burning like battery acid, ready to fuel another inevitable outburst.

Add a headband with a couple rhinestone flowers, and this is straight out of a 1992 Delia’s catalog. Oh sorry, Delia*s.

Local cat is all “I brought the kid dead mice, why is nobody giving me accolades for trying to feed him solids? He’s two! He can handle it!”

“Showed no signs of physical harm” my ass! Skin infection, lice infestation, and having to be fucking fed by a dog are all SIGNS OF HARM. Jesus Chile, get your shit together.

Shades of Romulus and Remus.

I hope someone adopts both the child and the dog. Poor baby, I can’t believe the mother wasn’t arrested. What a good dog. Probably was just like “No ones gonna feed this human puppy? You should be ashamed of yourselves” lays down to feed the human puppy.

I suspect I’m on the other side of the distribution curve. I’d really like to have sex 5 or 6 times a week. I just don’t want to have to talk to the dude I’m having sex with that often, or deal with him sleeping hugely in the middle of the bed, or break up the fights between my cats that happen when they don’t get the…

I want to want to have sex more than I actually want to have sex.

We treat em the same as the men and they want special treatment because they’re women.