I still kinda want to bang him because it would feel like such an achievement

WTF! That guys sounds horrible! You should not bang that guy even though he is totally hot because I am CERTAIN a hotter guy without a potential relationship, 1.5 year old baby, and a burglary charge is waiting just around the corner to make out with you and honestly admit that he is none of the things listed above.

So...I took a contract job in Lexington KY and I like it so far. My job is at the University of Kentucky hospital and I work with some really cool people so far. I kind of feel like I grew up overnight.

I don’t have much for this, sorry. I’m not clear on the part about not getting up and walking out after the part about the live-in baby/baby-mama came up. Oh, and spelling the word “jipped” doesn’t make it any less offensive. Sorry.

So my partner and I have really good sex. And don’t you ever dare tell him that I said this but the best sex I ever had was with a pizza delivery guy.

Well, I don’t know if you should bang the guy, but I sure enjoyed your story! Meh, I’ll just go ahead an say skip it. In a year you’ll look back and be thankful that you didn’t. Plus he won’t be as gorgeous a year from now as you thought he was. Happened to me once, and I’m glad I didn’t go there.

I KNOW.

That comeuppance wasn’t enough!

I know that linked post says he makes no apologies for his lifestyle, but can he please start making them for his unbelievably shitty pizza?

If corporations aren’t providing the greater community with a positive good (generally by keeping people employed with a living wage) I honestly think they should be shut down. There is no other reason, in human terms, for a company to exist, other than to provide work and goods to people.

And of course, everyone’s favorite canard, corporations have a fiduciary duty to maximize value for the shareholders, not a duty to provide a living wage for their employees.

...a job meant for part-time employees

No person in the wealthiest country in the world deserves to work full time and still be in poverty.

I am getting so sick of the whole “This is America, speak English” bullshit from these people. Especially when you walk into a presumably ethnic restaurant and then proceed to put your xenophobia on full display.

Thank you for this, it’s awesome.

I had a bartholin’s cyst on my labia. (Look it up; I’ll wait here. Sorry.) I went to the ER and the FEMALE ARNP took one look at it and said, I quote, “Oh my god, that is the worst thing I’ve ever seen! I think I’m going to pass out” and called a nurse in to look. It hurt like a mother and I had to have it excised and…

True story: I accidentally pulled out my first IUD when one slightly-drunk night, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed one of my long brown head hairs coming out of my vag. I pulled, and after a second of excruciating pain and a sudden terrible realization, I was holding my IUD by a clump of hair wrapped around its…

Obviously fake. If it was real cat hair, her body would have shut it down before it became a hairball.

Well there goes my idea for a business that turns dead cat parts into bespoke sex toys. I had an Etsy store set up and everything.

One of my own long brown head hairs became tangled in my IUD string. My doctor spotted it during an exam. She didn’t think it was a big deal. (?!)