What if they start advertising heroin?

Oh B.  B by a mile. 

Which would you prefer? Either you get normal ads between shows, or at intervals next season the Stranger Things kids will turn to the camera and start talking about the smooth, rich flavour of Camel cigarettes.

The minute Netflix starts inserting ads, I’m canceling my subscription and going back to heroin.

“I’ve got one word for you: coupons.”

I totally forgot he was in Fantastic Four (and generally forgot that Fantastic Four happened). It’s funny that both he and the previous Human Torch, Chris Evans, have doubled up on Marvel characters.

I don’t see the Michael B. Jordan thing happening, but if it did would he be the first actor to star in Marvel, DC and Fox comic book movies? He just needs a Sony Spider-Man cameo to get the comic book EGOT.

Jordan would do a good job if those reports are true, but I would have gone with a Latino or Middle Eastern actor for Superman. I think that Superman’s story has always been the story of an immigrant who was welcomed to America by its most loving people, and who repaid that love by becoming our greatest champion. I…

I gave up on season 1 after the dog-in-the-microwave bit, although I greatly appreciated Dylan McDermott’s crysturbating. Sounds like I haven’t missed anything.

Just going off the premise and knowing how AHS likes to play things...is it safe to assume the “twist” is going to be the Apocalypse came and what we’re watching isn’t the survivors...but rather the dead being judged in Hell?

I’m giving you a star because I think it’s bullshit for posters to languish in the grays, but don’t think this means I agree with you, young man!

I was never a big X-Files watcher, but, by pure accident, I saw “Home” the first time it aired on TV, with no idea what I was about to watch. It scared the shit out of me and, more importantly, gave me a wildly unreasonable expectation of the rest of the series’ quality. I would check in over and over again, for…

Some of my happiest AVC memories were the discussions of early AHS and the talks about MAN ASS so this is giving me weird nostalgia. 

I don’t think so. The focus of the show has been less of the murder and more about how messed up Camille’s family is. Hard to condense that down. 

Read the book’s wiki page?! Just read the damn book. Jesus.

Food for thought: there is no need to be condescending.

Does it even make sense to theorize about something if it's already been laid out in the book? I don't think they are going to change the murderer's identity simply to fool everyone.

What about the sheriff’s wife?I can image she could lose her shit... 

Are you really going to make us “let me google that for you?”

First of all, fuck these goddamned autoplaying videos. Fuck them right in their goddamned faces.