Some of my happiest AVC memories were the discussions of early AHS and the talks about MAN ASS so this is giving me weird nostalgia. 

I don’t think so. The focus of the show has been less of the murder and more about how messed up Camille’s family is. Hard to condense that down. 

Read the book’s wiki page?! Just read the damn book. Jesus.

Food for thought: there is no need to be condescending.

Does it even make sense to theorize about something if it's already been laid out in the book? I don't think they are going to change the murderer's identity simply to fool everyone.

What about the sheriff’s wife?I can image she could lose her shit... 

Are you really going to make us “let me google that for you?”

First of all, fuck these goddamned autoplaying videos. Fuck them right in their goddamned faces.

If only they’d provided some function that enabled you to click on some text of some form. Something that, say, linked the content to this article. I’m still working on the technology but if I get there within the next couple weeks, I’ll try and help.

Univision executives will eat cake and then punch all the remaining commenters in their faces.

TOMMOROW, THE 23rd, WILL BE THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE KINJAPOCALYPSE. WILL THERE WILL BE CAKE AND PUNCH FOLLOWED BY A READING OF THE NAMES WE LOST ALONG THE WAY?

Everyone: Hey Quentin we can’t believe you hired Emile Hirsch, still it’s not like you could hire a bigger douche.

I like Honest Trailers. Come at me.

$37,000 in overdraft fees is...pretty impressive. 

“Duncan for his part has maintained his innocence, and, through a spokesperson, told CNN that he believes the charges against him and his wife are “purely politically motivated.””

“Did the President cheat on the First Lady with an adult film actress?”

The president has done nothing wrong. He has not been charged with anything. If he were charged with a crime, then maybe he would have done something wrong. But he has not been charged with a crime. And by the way, he cannot be charged with a crime. So he most obviously has not done anything wrong. If he does…

Good riddance. The poster child of lowest common denominator, lazy sitcom writing. 

Something tells me Melania is secretly esconsed in a White House closet tonight with a bottle of gin saying “YESSSSSSS!!!” – McCarthy Was Right, Washington DC, United States, 2 hours ago

That was a stupefying amount of crimes today, and definitely still only the tip of the iceberg.