Congrats to you, I guess?

And? You say dumb shit ALL THE TIME.

It would, actually. Try to keep up.

Eat shit, fuckhead.

If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend But I’m A Cheerleader, a dramedy about conversion camp. It stars Natasha Lyonne, Melanie Lynskey, Clea DuVall, among other greats.

Not your best, bigot.

IMHO = In My Homophobic Opinion

Don’t listen to this lunatic woman. She isn’t out for anyone but herself.

You don’t have to shadow me. Working off the backs of the LGBT is a little tired at this point, right?

You’re supposed to assume that well-meaning white women have your best interests at heart. It’s how they win your vote and take your money.

Honestly, that’s not fair. I generally assume anyone aggressive on here is male because that’s statistically true. But you have a Pam Poovey avatar, which makes me think you’re generally awesome outright, so I don’t understand why we’re exchanging words.

You’ve become increasingly aggressive, despite the fact that we both appear to have the same ideals (but much different approaches). You can attack me for being gay, even if you’re not overtly homophobic at heart, just to bolster your defense of IGotLeyed, but I don’t know what you’re getting out of it in the long run.

You assumed that I knew you were a female. Which, how? You were off-base right there, and then you kept going.

It’s “funny” that that you’re combating my supposed “hate speech” by being homophobic against me. I guess we all have our problematic ways of dealing with bigots, but your ways aren’t winning you any fans.

Next…

“ But I’m a progressive!!!” “Men like you!” Gay men like me? Yikes.

You’re digging a hole for yourself, babe, so let’s make a killer in-ground pool out of it.

I can only ask that you don’t use me, personally, as an excuse for your homophobia. We disagree about things - discourse is difficult - but you should consider examining yourself.

Can’t claim to “win” an argument when we’re not arguing over anything. I’m sorry that you’re angry that I went after a racist commenter. I appreciate that, living in Trump’s America, I’m going to interact with people with wildly differing politics than my own. You were raised a certain way.

We clearly don’t agree with…

You’re condescending and generally useless. I’m sorry you turned out the way you did. I hope you escape the bigotry you have decided to weaponize.

You are the only person here who can make you better.

Reading me? Lol. You can barely read what you’ve already written. You’re recovering from brain damage, at best.

I hope you get better.

You’re like if righteous indignation was bottled up into human form. I’m sorry that my salty language frazzled you. I promise you that things will be OK; you don’t need to fly into a tantrum to defend a racist.

You haven’t actually provided an opinion in one direction or another enough to provoke a strong opinion from me. You’re probably a bleeding heart liberal like me, so mostly I just find your nitpicking annoying. 

You’re self-righteous and judgmental. That doesn’t make you specific or, God forbid, interesting. You mostly just stand on the sidelines and police people over whether they’re being polite enough.

You’re boring, is what I’m getting at. But not boring enough for me to not tell you that you’re terrible. You’re also…