Oh God, you’re so right it hurts.

Equivocation-like.

At least Travolta is finally growing into that facelift.

It kinda looks like the Duplo version of Oblivion. Everything’s more chunky with rounded edges.

It’s like an homage to the Titanic.

Assuming it’s just tame lounging by the pool stuff, I kinda want to see the footage of the women in Vegas. It might be interesting to see how creeping has evolved over time.

Nerd-shaming. Nice.

My mom and I had an encounter with Conservative pundit Bob Novak many years ago.

...just going through and starring all the people who got the Street Fighter Movie reference...

Congratulations! A quick Google search shows that only one other person has thought of “Marky Markimus Prime”.

Yeah, but how about those awesome rescue teams, huh?

“I have this blown out eye.”

Two or three? They should make a supernova version.

I’ve got almost 900 hours on Invisible Inc, but over 1.5 years.

Fuck West Virginia.

Pronounced like Atr-ocities, I think.

I think he was going for the first bike and was just awkwardly slow, as tweens generally are.

Yeah, all this bizarre shit is being perpetrated by old retired people running out the clock in golf shorts.

The first car I ever drove was a ‘78 Cherokee (with a cowcatcher, believe it or not), which is just like the Wagoneer. I’ve experienced the roads of Bangkok firsthand, and the only way I would be brave enough to drive there is if I had that much metal around me!

That’s a Bizarro Wagoneer all right. It makes me uneasy.