Thanks Donaldo!

The Best of Patti & LaBelle, the Best of Earth, Wind & Fire, the Best of Sam & Dave. Repeat.

My father could double-pedal like it was second nature. He says it came from driving a tractor at age 8 and trying to get his farm chores done as fast as humanly possible.

You write articles such as “Does it Baby?”, but for these kinds of vehicles you need to ask the question “Does it 2x4?” Does the car have the ability to haul a few 8-foot 2x4s?

After seeing his obituary, Mark Twain responded, “The reports of my death by being torn to shreds by a ravenous pack of mongooses is greatly exaggerated.”

RAGEQUIT 2017

This will be so buried in the grays that no one will see it, but here goes.

Is that the Trump Buttplug™ ? I thought it was bigger than that.

Oh God, take this post down. Every time I scroll past it my hopes are dashed again and again.

I thought Brexit was going to be the dumbest vote this year, but we Americans can always top those Brits!

When I was teaching high school, I was amazed at how many students lost a parent every school year. I never knew how to talk to them, but I knew that avoiding them would be the wrong choice. I decided on the strategy of “general awkwardness”, which is really how I approach all problems in life. It comes naturally.

Dyeing water blue is easy. How do you dye water insensitively racist?

My slightly dyslexic brain read the headline as “A Board Game Where Everyone is Pregnant”

Somebody has been playing with Mandebulber. Not that I blame him, though.

So I need to change my Granary-Temple-Marketplace strategy?

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It made me want to repeat “snausages snausages” over and over.

That seems right. I actually miss that old train. The section between Brunswick MD and Harpers Ferry WV was very pretty in the daylight.

This is relatively mild, yet creepy in a subtle way. If you want to be frightened you should probably move on to another story.