Imagine if this had been mentioned several times in the article you skimmed. Just imagine!

If I were to die in a tornado I would want my last 10 seconds to be watching 2 teams I don’t care about too.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

This panda is being attacked by bullet ants and we are just laughing at its convulsions.

The panda clearly just found out it gets to keep its healthcare.

Still accomplished more today than the Trumpitch.

well, when the jury of your peers is a bunch of Paterno knob-slobberers, not surprising

That’s his life plan.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

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I want to be impregnated by this comment.

Beautiful plumage.

Why is this on FA?

This is such a nerdy article, going into such ridiculous levels of detail. I absolutely love it. More like this, please :)

Thanks for explaining that. It does give me hope that we won’t see a wave of parents gaming the system.

Great news for the plaintiffs. However, I wonder how many religiously conservative parents will suddenly “discover” that their children require a specialized educational environment which, conveniently, can only be provided by a specific private religious school?