Tie-Tanks?

It looked just like the white car in the post above, except that it was a 4-door and the rear windshield wrapped around so much that the left and right ends were parallel to each other. If you were to remove that windshield, it would actually be able to support itself upright on the floor.

My father and I owned a ‘59 Electra 225. Four mufflers, three cigarette lighters, electric bench seat, and a button beside the brake pedal that scanned for the next radio station.

For all you guys who missed this comment, feeding animals to other animals is actually truthfully the way humans became infected with Mad Cow Disease.

I just beat up 17 cops with a crowd of bunny rabbits and little elephants wearing red baseball caps.

And this is about the 20th time I’ve felt that browsing Deadspin was a waste of my time.

Might not be too bad. He still has four “fingers” on his right hand and no one ever uses the semicolon any more.

Yeah, but instead of everything being covered in mayflies you’d have everything covered in goose shit. Kind of a lateral move.

I had to drive a university van along the Mississippi River for about 20 miles one night many years ago. I literally had to keep the washer fluid button pressed the entire time so the wipers didn’t make mayfly paste on my windshield.

I dunno, I kinda like the dozen power lines in the background.

I think mine is the best: “Trump - the punchline to a joke Rush Limbaugh started telling 25 years ago.”

I never got into D&D that much, but I gave it a try several times. One such time I played a half-ogre barbarian (named Fi-Tur). The characters were brand new, so we were going through the rigmarole of getting gold to buy weapons, etc.

Here’s (one of) the livestreams from Shibuya crossing:

I have a great memory of the first time I put Armor-All on the front bench seats of my ‘70 LeMans sedan. The seats were so golden and shiny and beautiful.

What are the little lightning bug thingies floating around? They are too small to be ships...

I swear I saw one of these on the road in Santa Fe about a week ago. I specifically remember thinking such a blah-looking car could not actually be a Tesla.

My God. That’s a superpower.

Best evidence of white privilege from my past:

I have no worries about Trump. If he gets elected, he will encounter resistance to his changes in all directions. He has no sense of dignity, so after throwing the mother of all tantrums, he will quit the presidency.

As a person with dyslexia, I have to say that “mifepristone” and “misoprostol” are essentially the same goddamn word. Abortion freedom is certainly the biggest issue here, but eventually could we as a nation consider making life easier for dyslexics?