FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE BUTTS, but I did not speak out, because I was not a butt...

I’m okay with this. It doesn’t affect me in the least if the world has one less butt pose or one million less butt poses, and if removing them makes gaming more welcoming to women then I’m all for it.

Cool! I hope he streams his tragic downfall at the hands of an unknowable enemy! Should be fun to watch...

Greeno Lantern?

If my wife and I were a celebrity couple, our nickname in the press would be WanKy.

I actually love that song. It sounds like she is being accompanied by a car alarm.

Why is the phone outside the office?

Brent Spiner before Data.

After I die I wanna be hoisted up in a tree and picked clean by vultures and sundry tree varmints!

Needs more Katinka Ingabogovinanana.

If only the actual Ottawa Police were as vigilant as Ottawa Spelling Police...

Not bizarre, but awkward and kind of heartwarming...

I don’t know what’s up, but since YouTube redesigned the interface I can’t watch these videos in HD anymore without a loading pause every 5 seconds. Only the Highlight Reel videos — all other HD videos are fine.

That font is barely legible! It looks like it says “Jagger Snow Ross”!

Listen guys, I understand your pain. I don’t get puns and similar wordplay. I must have had a fever when I was young and burned out that part of my brain.

Great article. Working on marriage is hard. I just want to add that don’t feel weird about seeing a couples counselor if you need to. Many insurance plans cover it, and having that outside viewpoint makes a big difference.

It’s good to keep busy in old age.

It’s a good thing that it’s Sunday. You weren’t in church were you?

Wushu! Wushu! Wushu!

I was thinking more along the lines of Nexus 6.