Oh God, that awful font is leaving a bad taste in my mouth too. Isn’t that Low-Impact Aerobics VHS font?

I once played the first Civilization game for 12 hours straight with no food only a two-liter of Coke on an old small VGA monitor, and afterward it felt like someone had driven a railroad spike into my skull. That is all.

Just a pile of white girls.

That’s why they put a TV on top of it!

Not nearly as obscene as the high-priced/low-quality/only-option eatery tucked into the trees on this side. The MacDonald’s by the train station had much higher quality food, and it was a MacDonald’s.

The only thing that might bring me back to DC is Caption Effing Carrot.

His face doesn’t fit him very well. It’s not flab — it’s like the glue doesn’t adhere to his scales very well.

I still mix up the words “Coachella” and “cloaca”. Please use “cloaca” to influence your fashion style: Cloaca

Don't really need sights on a shotgun, but maybe it's a blade or something.

Introduce a dozen bad-ass fighters and then do nothing with them. This is like Image comics back in 1992. Did Rob Liefeld direct?

“Sometimes the bull wins.”

I recently read an article about the advantages of dyslexia, and it contained the following phrase: “In one study, we tested professional astrophysicists with and without dyslexia for their abilities to spot the simulated graphical signature in a spectrum characteristic of a black hole.” Apparently there are enough…

In the dentist chair, while I was getting my wisdom teeth out. It was late morning and I had eaten only two bananas for breakfast. I had the nitrous oxide thing over my nose and I was peacefully zoning out. About fifteen minutes in, I threw up. You’ve heard of projectile vomiting, but you could not imagine the…

I hoped for Diane Parkinson in a bathing suit.

Sounds vaguely Canadian.

Okay, people from Albuquerque, is that the convention center parking garage or the one next to train station? I think it’s the garage next to the train station, but I’m not 100% sure. I could check google maps but that would be cheating.

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You misspelled "mega bloks".

Gashapon! Thanks for introducing me to that word! I should have known that word already. Why didn't I know that word already?

If only I were cool enough!

If only I were cool enough!