Until you're coerced into giving said passwords.

Actually you can get wifi for free if you have access to your own DNS server.

Except for Batman, the Hulk, Ghost Rider, Spawn and the Punisher right?

The user agent string for IE9 is Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; MSIE 9.0; Windows NT 6.1; Trident/5.0)

@iMattv4: Judging from that photo they don't strike me as a civilization of rocket scientists.

@Sembazuru: Not to the mention vast majority of small arms fire simply cannot reach a blimp.

Light switch stickers: When you absolutely, positively have to let everyone know that you're a self-righteous prick.

@AreWeThereYeti: If the Pakistani government falls I'd imagine America/NATO and India would launch a "peacekeeping" mission virtually overnight.

@bombastinator: The NVA and Vietcong were being supported with Soviet technology.

@bjmckenna: The effective range of RPG's is measured in meters not kilometers. It would take a surface-to-air missile (something beyond the financial and technological means of the Taliban) to down this thing.

Impressive specs. But what's the firmware like? Will it support third-party options like DD-WRT?

@vein11: Best router ever.

The S&W 500 is half the cost. If you go into the woods without a weapon you deserve whatever happens to you.

Charlie Sheen drinks these for breakfast.

Holy shit, J-Love got hot again.

I've drank a two liter of soda more than once.

@AutobahnBurner: In a SHTF situation you've got bigger worries than preserving your resume and Lady Gaga albums.

@shan164: Jesus Christ, she's like a real-life version of Spongebob Squarepants.

Yet all the blowhard, Randroid economists will tell you that economic protectionism doesn't work.