This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

Fun fact: the English verb “bugger,” which means “to have anal sex,” derives from “Bulgar.” A heretical medieval sect named the Cathars called on its members to eschew having children, but did not proscribe sex; this meant lots of anal. The Cathars were most prominent in the borderlands between Hungary and the…

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

Fun fact: I used to work for IBM making circuit boards. We used these huge machines to expose film that had been placed on to thin sheets of copper, which were then acid etched.
The machines used two large glass plates, 48" or 60" on a side depending on the machine, to lay out the dark/light areas of the film for…

Great call. I live for the post game Sean Payton vs Dirk Koetter chest slapping match.

It’ll cause the rest of America great joy to see you eat your hat in a week. 

I am much more concerned about the young woman in the top page. She appears to be wearing a Patriots jersey and a Redskins hat.  Did she mean to advertise that she only supports bullshit, was she just confused, were these the only clothes she had? Did she escape from the basement of man who owns every team’s hat and…

“Ummm, just one more interception Ma’am”

What is with the defeatist tone of this article? A person required to play quarterback for the Jets *wants* to continue to live, which is undeniable progress. 

“Authentic Brand Groups” would be too obvious for a writers’ room.

How is that fuckstick out of the greys?

“victimless misstep”

Victim-less? Hmmm, I guess. Aside from the groups she specifically victimized with her meat-headed screeching (Asians, Mexicans, Jews, those with very publicly acknowledged mental health concerns...), you’re right. No victims, just the pure Light of Christ shining Truth upon the world.

Your moniker is an insult towards the weight of a writer here and you are moralizing towards others? I'm willing to bet the irony is lost on you.

The “pain” and “vulnerability” you felt was your own damn fault. I’ve actually heard a pastor* put it the way: Not every struggle is from God, some of it is because you did something stupid. And this is definitely the later case.

Bonhoeffer’s “Evangelical” church is just mainstream Lutheran. American Evangelicals are a rebranding of revivalist fundamentalism, and completely unrelated in organizational, historical, and doctrinal terms - the two share only a name.

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

I 86 at least two bros per week from my bar that look exactly like that. He will have a rum and coke and a shot of fireball and tip $1.

“Please look at Nikola Jokic.”