Oh awesome the Age of Consent Explainer has logged on.

This is the internet age. If someone isn’t owned or dunked on or DEMOLISHED, then what even is the point?

You’re wrong, man. Playing for an Amway-backed organization, Okeke should think of this as an opportunity: he can go to G-League with that contract and sign up other G-League distributors!

(No seriously, the Magic really need point guards)

The city of Milwaukee has offered the NBA $14,000 if they can find a way for all of this to “just go away.”

an aside:  fuck whatever kinja update made it that I don’t see a row of drowsy francesca gifs in the related stories row

If its so simple, why don’t they just say that instead of hemming and hawing and stonewalling?

Leave to the Patriots to go out of their way to look like a bunch of assholes, when having the one opportunity to look decent and responsible is teed up and ready to go. NOW, let’s try this again;

Tom: “Sure, he did some terrible things before he joined the team, but that’s all TB12 under the bridge”

The rare butt boner

“Please sign with us. We’ll take any kind of goal these days, regardless of how butt it is.”

I think Brady just somehow found a way to hit on:

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

Though not the saddest Natalie Wood story.

I dunno but we'll hear it from Rapoport in that many hours and one minute.

Man the steelers really got themselves a cheap very productive player.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.

Mike Greenberg drinks orange juice after brushing his teeth because it’s delicious.

Mike Greenberg is what happens when Geppetto makes a real boy from the leavings on the floor of a Supercuts. 

It’s weird to me when people on a sports site don’t know what “over/under" means.