I was happy in the haze of the comments section, but heaven knows I’m miserable now. 

Betting on high school sports is so degenerate, Caligula would blush. I suppose Hager's former players want to kick him in the eye.

“The Pirates have not yet commented on Vazquez’s arrest.”

I want to set the record straight. I THOUGHT the CHILD was a PROSTITUTE.

Subway has reached out to his agent on his availability.

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, one of the easiest things to do in life is not exposing oneself to others, I do it everyday with ease!

“They hate us cause they ain’t us!”

Just a note, I’m going to keep dismissing any transphobic comments. They aren’t funny.

I hope they weren’t. Would make it so much better to be out there in July in full Knicks gear for a random Sox game where they weren’t playing the Yanks or Mets. 

One of my favorite memories as a kid was going to a Red Sox game at Fenway and seeing a guy in the stands wearing a full Knicks uniform, jersey and 80's shorts. Sadly I can’t remember if the Knicks were playing that day. 

The answer is obvious: “we” when a team is winning, “they” when they stink!

And there’s people in Philadelphia way more deranged than Pennywise.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

They did not recognize Scott as a member of the Philadelphia 76ers and instead appeared to view him simply as a large man of opposing color attempting to start trouble at an Eagles tailgate.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Honestly, after getting a new passport photo for myself, I’d surmise the only substances enhancing his head are burritos and beer, like me.

I want Mercury Morris to funnel Mad Dog 20/20 when they go 0-16.

Huh. It’s almost like well-run organizations have no issuebringing in “problem” players... Maybe I could draw some conclusions about how shitty organizations are structurally incapable of handling these same players!