Commitment To Excrescence

This is a humiliating mulligan in which everyone loses face, feet, wallets, and reputations.

You’re right. They shouldn’t take any kind of stand until there’s a gun at their head.

Gotta make sure we don’t offend (checks notes) the supporters of those who waged war against our country!

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

Is the MLS gonna do something about the pack of fascist jerk offs that try to ruin the fan experience at NYCFC games for the normal people ?

Shooting himself in the foot while opposing anti-fascism is in character for new MLS Commissioner Colonel Klink.

The real highlight of this article is the resurrection of the Gary Neville groan/scream/dying noises in the last video.  

It would be very difficult but we are in the midst of a France team that’s played in a Euro Final and won a World Cup, has boatloads of talent both already at senior level and at youth level and is probably a couple years away from boasting the unquestioned best player in the game in Mbappe - something Spain never had…

Torres goal against Barcelona was the climactic moment in one of the most amazing football matches I’ve ever watched. 10-men Chelsea holding on for dear life against mighty Barcelona with a birth to the Champions League Final at stake. Incredible.

“HOW IN THE FUCK AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE WEED AROUND HERE?!”

Better than the other hat in his locker.

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

Flores is in an impossible position - he’s got a job that not many black men are hired to do and even fewer get to keep for a long period of time, and is concurrently expected to fully and unequivocally support a cause and speak out firmly against his boss.

It’s good that someone who demonstrated Head Coach Brain Disease in playing Jay-Z music was self-aware enough to try and make it right after it backfired. Siding with a player and supporting protests that the owners hate is a nice thing to see.

This is the Good Shit. I hope he remains on the brink of insanity all season and does absolutely wild shit related to the team’s kicking game. Go for two almost every time? Hell yes! Go for it on 4th and short between the 20 and 30 yard lines, and go for it on 4th and long between the 30 and 40? PLEASE.

This is not doing anything to ease my suspicion that Matt Nagy does a decent imitation of a football coach without actually knowing what a football coach does. 

the Lowell Lock Monsters used to be an AHL team and they were awesome.
Whalers/Hurricanes affiliate

That is because the MON-STARS are responsible for the biggest non-Atlanta related chokejob in the history of sports.