What is it with Indiana and murals?

On the plus side, their families can now refer to them as felons rather than former Mets.

It looks like he's trying to swing for a bunt straight down. Given his strength it might be a good strategy, the ball would lodge directly into the ground and be nearly impossible for a person to dig out. This would be enough time for Hulk to round the bases for an inside the park home run, or just as likely, assault…

Jesus. With hobbies like this, I bet this guy is an extra virgin.

that’s from the 70s, he’s trying to hit a single through the gap, he’s a purist.  Hulk ain’t no high trajectory Instagram slut 

I hate to align myself even slightly with the Old Men Yelling At Clouds, but I also do not find the Three True Outcome Era to be a particularly enthralling version of the game.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

FIBA World Cup? Looks more like the feeble world cup team [bonked in head by errant Mason Plumlee shot]

Maybe don’t talk about a talented Colt having a bone injury when Irsay’s on his happy pills.  Or, if you do, at least make sure there aren’t any guns around. Or, if you can’t do that, make sure he knows that putting him down doesn’t give the team any cap relief.

Knowing nothing of soccer, I would have presumed this was a career-advancing choice. If you can’t fool your own team with an injury, how you going to fool a ref? Practice makes perfect, n’est-ce pas?

You cannot be serious!

clearly a foot fault

After seeing his abominable grilling methods, it’s nice to see him getting introduced to sous vide.

There was never a reason to go to Indianapolis.

“Paul feels robbed? Cry me a fuckin’ river. You know why he’s Rich, right?”
-Peter

I think 33 becomes older when you remember that it’s 28 years older than most of his hair.

Yeah, Robbie’s definitely taking it in stride. His wife’s mockery of someone complaining about athleticism in a romcom is glorious (I readily admit I love some romcom schlock, but also know better than to expect anything realistic, athletically or otherwise). The fact that Colin Cowherd was going to lead his show with…

Damn, dude married Italia Ricci?  That’s quite a catch for a guy who can’t throw.

I know it’s a joke, but it really isn’t that far from reality: