you really must be a lesbian if you think 6 months is a long period of time.

Gonna start introducing myself at parties as a “a 75 year old straight greatgrandmother” who “you headline totally inaporopriate.” Should really get the conversation going.

Be honest, you guys are adding the “sent by/sent from” right? 

Missed opportunity to have a Bring Out Your Dead night and tie it in with Jerry Garcia’s birthday! 

Fleas Near Dick’s Unpaved Areas Prevent Evening’s Fireworks
Thinking About Baseball Recommended As Alternative

I envy everyone who has never been to Commerce City, CO and is therefore surprised by this

Actually, Bill Walton lives in Hillcrest.

Let’s Rebrand The Clippers

As a proud owner of a mint condition (actually I just washed it) World B. Free San Diego Clippers throwback jersey I’m a little conflicted here. I think personally they should own that Clipper name and history. If/when they ever win a championship it will take on that much more significance. I know there has to some…

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

One of the few good things about getting shipped off to war when I was young, is that it was a crash course in just how naive I was in my early 20's. It is probably a good thing to assume you know less than you think for your entire life, but certainly emphasis that before you’re 26.

Damn, Randle was a fun player to watch.

The Drive Killing Joke

Is it really more amazing that he got a save being a position player, or that he got a save being a grown man named Stevie?

*sends link off to Mom*

“constantly ask[ing] people if they were late to their Special Olympics practice.”

You don’t fucking say.

I didn’t say they would put him on the IL after the surgery.

Probably, but he’ll never match Jacques Plante’s Vezina Trophy total.

There was talk of Fitz going to the MN Vikings (like there is every year) so that he can play for the team he grew up cheering for.  It obviously never happened probably because going to the Vikings would be like trading a ‘96 Ford Taurus for a ‘96 Chevy Lumina.  Either way, you are going to hate yourself.