It’s 1243 central. I just cracked a beer coz its summertime and that’s what academics do in June. I am now questioning whether or not something else is in this beer coz this article makes no fucking sense. Not the writer but the fucking topic. He said what? And they are doing what? And he said what?  

Mac did it right! He was going for gasps!

High expectations for a Philadelphia sports team? Nothing could possibly go wrong here!

If I didn’t hate Ben Simmons’ face and Joel Embiid’s clownish ways so much, this Sixers team would be a treat to watch.

I didn’t think you could get mono from a ghost, but I guess “Unchained Melody” really is a special song.

hey, if a $2 usb cable will clean my dishes for me, even though I don’t have a dishwasher, I would buy it.

Sadly not just limited to charging cables. Amazon’s nothing but products from (two random english words glued together) that are surprisingly identical to the products from (two different random english words glued together) which in turn are extremely identical to the products from (six or seven random letters…

Player 1: [rolls ‘Screw You!’, moves ahead three spaces]

On a network of useless talking heads Matthew Berry is somehow the most useless. It’s almost impressive. He’s telling people what characters to use in a video game and, in this instance, is mad that he told people the wrong thing. What a dork.

“With the whole country watching them...”

If he’s comparing himself to Banksy because he also destroys things around him to make his work look good, then I would agree.

I liked how you could hear the announcer literally knock over his mic after saying “oh my god”.

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

Fun fact: The company more or less responsible for the Opium wars and the annexation of Hong Kong still exists, still operates in China and is now a multi-billion dollar conglomerate that manages hotels, convenience stores and shipping lines:

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Gareth Southgate has experience staying on the England pitch in disgrace, so it probably doesn’t bother him.

Not to mention that 1.4 billion people agreeing on anything is clearly BS.

But they were FREE to say that. So, you see the complication.

It’s not relevant until Ellen picks a side.