Its all about knowing the language of the street.

What?

No, I’m worse than that. I’m a centrist who peddles in late night ironic juxtaposition. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

You’ve got it wrong man. Mr. White was Reservoir Dogs.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

A lady I work with thought Spaceballs *was* Star Wars. Like, for real. She didn’t know there was an actual, non-comedy/spoof of it. She was well into her 30s before she realized Barf, Dot, Yogurt and the rest were a parody of another film series known collectively as Star Wars.

This guy sure does get tired of his team quickly. Bored man gets paid indeed.

I did very poorly that semester

I just hope that at some point, video/audio of one of the Ichiro ASG speeches leaks. I would absolutely love to hear it.

How dare they behave more like the men! The women should act like ladies!

lol that team would still be terrible.

Whatever, I’m just glad he gave the Celtics the shaft.

He’s really trying to make that jump from locker room cancer to the elite “corporate cancer” club.

Thanks for the local perspective. To add to it for our fellow readers worldwide, Montréal is an amazing and fun city in summer. Everyone heads outdoors, there’s so much to do, competing festivals trying to draw crowds, open-air exhibitions everywhere. It’s very family-friendly and not too spendy and you can have a…

CSL, for those not in the know, is owned by Legends, a joint venture of the Yankees and Cowboys. Best known previously for overstating their own economic impact numbers for DC United by 200% and then sheepishly correcting them:

There’s no way that stuff remains doodie free.

Something that got swept under the radar in English-speaking media is a report done by CSL for the Montreal investors’ group which measured the relative size of the Montreal market versus other alternatives. It was a glowing review of the City’s potential.

Yes, I’m sure her off the cuff response to a reporter’s random question was her looking for “clickbait”. 

The moon is such a dick.