Darren Rovell calls The Golf Channel to report a rules violation committed in a 45 year old episode of Shell's Wonderful World of Golf.

Darren Rovell brings his own whistle to the beach, so he can notify the lifeguards if there's any horseplay.

He sends texts to to the state police that the driver of the car he's a passenger in is speeding.

"You buy into the history and the tradition, the values of the club," said Bryan Lee, a digital brand strategist who grew up in Southern California and lives in Greenpoint. He showed up in a vintage gray Liverpool away jersey. "Historically, Liverpool has been a blue-collar port city."

Well...time to google cricket.

I don't think you understand mental illness.

I am 100% positive that Harold Reynolds is the dumbest human alive. I'm a major seam head so yeah, I watched the baseball amateur draft in 2013 (hosted by aforementioned mastermind). Here's how a typical post-pick analysis would go:

I do not.

Very good. Now explain to me how "Kaepernick did not have sex with her" equals "she was not raped", definitively. You might well be right about the hospital, but you're -gasp- jumping to a conclusion there.

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That's how I remember Seguin from his Boston days.....standing next to Peverley doing nothing.

These lists can go fuck themselves.

It was a good story... but god damn everything else was broken.

Here is the video:

I'm fine with this so long as Crazy Quilt is in the game.

♪ Take these broken wings

this is what separates reporting from journalism like banning big gulps is what separates new york from fascism

Welcome to Choose Your Own Adventure - Prisoner Reintegration Edition!

It's a really good illustration of the point that rape isn't about sex.