I know it's stupid and I know it's pointless and I know the complete disdain that it will engender from the person who receives it but I am so thoroughly disgusted that I sent a stupid email to the baseball hall of fame:

Can we agree that there's no way this joe random would have paid the radio host $100 if the raven's had made the playoffs? Because, let's be honest, he wouldn't have. Congratulations Charles, you managed to look as petty and annoying as the guy you are hating on.

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

Cheerlead for shitty corporate thought. Internalise it. Fill your utterly vacant mind and ego with a fucking logo and then jump off a goddamned building, you fucking waste of existence.

Yeah, it isn't like teams ever refused to hire black players until they were forced to.

Fuck you.

Your actions created an environment where guy-on-Guy love was acceptable. That's just not right in my book.

Look! I'm famous! Today's Washington Post:

Shut the fuck up and go back to Breitbart.

Seems like you're trolling, but news flash a law against the "public showing of homosexual acts" is against gay people as people. Think about that one for about 5 seconds, and it will come to you.

I don't even wash my "outside" jeans (I have 2 pairs) after every washing. I mean, I'm going to have to mow the lawn and pull weeds next week again too, right? I just leave them in the garage so that I don't track mud through the house, and then put them on there on the way back out.

Papelbon: Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!

The best part is the pizza was delivered by Maurice Clarett.

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So they're just going to air somebody else trying to sell a massive Dodge.

Well, at least there was something positive to come out of this Jameis Winston deal.

Didn't mean to post this, and now can't delete it...To make this not a waste of your time, to know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating....You're welcome

This list is a complete parenting fail. With something like a Christmas list you need to get out in front of it. My wife saw something on pinterest last year that we used with our children and it worked well. Basically you have the kid make a list comprised of four things and it is formatted like this: For Christmas I…

Burneko will have to write an entire article now on why you should clean a grill, how you're a complete dumbass if you don't, and what sort of meat you should cook on your newly-cleaned non-cancer-causing grill.

Hoosier' daddy? I doubt she knows.

The only thing worse than managing your kid's expectations vs reality, is being divorced and trying to coordinate your kid's insane Xmas list with your ex. (Not to mention basically 4 sets of grandparents now that we're both in other long-term relationships).