How will they get shafted? It's not like the league is proposing to euthanize the player that the Steelers *would* have taken.

Someone go yell at the intern who left the crop marks in the distributed image.

THAT'S how you bully? No wonder you only made it to DII.

As someone who was 13 when this happened and now 38, this is somehow both inspiring and totally soul crushing.

Sam Cassell is scheduled to drop the opening puck as a tribute to Admiral Ackbar.

Billy is such an idiot. You don't have to give your mother's maiden name to call into a radio show.

Dammit, ol' Rog got me good.

Funded by taxpayer dollars, at his insistence.

That wouldn't stop him from attempting to sell it.

@HamzaAbdullah21

"Stop. Hammer time."

"... ..... .. . ..... .. ... .. ."

-Helen Keller

"I'm fine"- Donte Stallworth.

[dying]

Wait, we're now judging people for attempting to inspire someone with words used in a different, perhaps more meaningful context? I really need some guidance then—exactly what is the widely-accepted criteria for meaningfulness? Can we only use them if we are of the same race? Can we only win one for the gipper if…

"Laughter is the best medicine."

At least when the Brits look at the scoreboard and see the Jaguars total they'll feel like it's a real football match.

It may work at your house, Mr Blank, but leaving the windows open won't prevent the birds from violently destroying themselves in a very visible and unsettling instant.

Sounds like you have a foolproof business model!

I thought he was reduced in rank to sergeant and dishonorably discharged after sexually harrassing Frankenberry at Tailhook in '89....