The interview took place on the tire swings to the left of the jungle gym.

Wait, I thought Jenkins was GOOD at covering dicks.

So......we're all thinking about high-fiving Eckersley, right?

Nugent appeared to be wearing Patriots attire.

As a Jets fan I am fully aware of who won Sunday's game. As a Jets fan, I am fully aware of who typically wins games between these two. As a Jets fan, I also have a sense of humor...it's the only survival tool at hand.

Actually, the whole premise that dark-skinned people don't have blonde hair is false, because blonde hair isn't exclusive to white people. People in Melanesia have evolved their own blondeness gene that is completely separate from the White European mutation. So she could potentially have naturally blonde hair without…

Aaron Hernandez is holding his first annual toilet wine tasting the same day at the Bristol County House of Correction.

It's also about seeding. We have a very, very small, outside chance of getting to #8 in the FIFA rankings, which means potentially an easier time in the World Cup group stages. Coming from behind and finishing 4 points clear of the rest of the group last night certainly didn't hurt.

Nobody puts the scare in the scare quotes around "Urban" quite like Phil Mushnick.

Scott Zolak, if you are reading this, or if someone who cares about you is reading this and can pass this along - please get an MRI as soon as possible.

As Michael Cox points out, it was specifically Lahm who was constantly left free because of the 4-4-2 in "the Busquets role" (minus dives). Also City switched to a 4-2-3-1 and then matched up much better with Bayern with Milner against Rafinha. So yes, Bayern looked very dangerous but I think this was very much a case…

You don't know what a compliment is, do you?

Even after his playing days were over, Cousy was a master of the assist.

He's right, though. The key to a solution is dissolving things correctly.

If that family is watching from home because tickets are too expensive, it's not Miller's fault. Owners don't set ticket prices based on how much they pay the players, but on how much fans are willing to pay.

Ashleymania: Not real contact, but an incredible simulation.

Jason Whitlock calling out anyone for a lack of journalistic credibility (true or not) is a lot like the pot calling the kettle fat.

Don't worry bro, it'll happen to you too! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go organize my Semisonic CD collection.

Yankees fans actually paid attention to the team and the sport of baseball prior to winning.

I don't think you understand what "hopping on the bandwagon" means Chrissie. In 1995, the year before they won the World Series, they were drawing in 23,000 a game. 4 years later, after all those wins, they were drawing 40,000+. Your original post implied that Pats fans were bandwagoners and Yankees fans were not,…