I think you’ve conveniently forgotten the guy is deaf.

Oh God, that was a lifehack from like 2007 to put that in your desktop computer’s email client so people wouldn’t complain about getting short responses because it was hard to type on a phone.

She’s proud Beaver?

Now I know why I can’t find Europa League qualifiers on my tv: it’s not a CRT. Let me go see if that one on my neighbor’s curb for a year still works.

And in the Nixon White House.

Replace it with Ugeth Urbina and you’ve got something there!

Now I hate you, because you reminded me Everett exists.

I can’t imagine it, he’s Grimace for a reason.

Nope, just from Buffalo. #garbageplate

The Guardian article says he did this with . . . Donald Trump.

Surprisingly, I’m 100% wrong. Maybe he loves Jon Miller too!

I’d like to think the poster also remembers how great Jon Miller was and how Miller would fill downtime with impressions of other baseball announcers and, because he spoke fluent Japanese, was able to tell an amazing story about the biggest baseball announcer in Japan who was essentially a Vin Scully impersonator.

The Ken Dryden Effect.

I actually used the word “packey” in that sense in a post about soccer on a site once and someone wrote back, “Is it me, or is that a chuffin racist thing to say”. I explained what I meant in return for a definition of “chuffin”.

Same boat, I really don’t have much hate because I root for a mid-table team from an ocean away. That said,

This is the real 411.

DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT HE SAID?

May I have some more, sir?

As an Everton fan all I can say is, “Well duh, because he only plays them in the Champions League.” Pfft.

Especially in the parking lot.