is that the big 12 anymore?

Yer dug sells Avon.

on a 72.5 percent true-shootin.

“They’re coming to America! TODAY!”

If only there were some statistical standard for measuring deviation.

Maybe I’m biased as an Everton fan but you blaming his short arms rather than a giant cosmic joke for Everton’s inexplicable failure against Liverpool seems . . . well, more rational, but obviously stupid.

Someone on Twitter pointed out it was nawt the first time he had trouble with a bar this year.

I saw that URL and mistook it for Sports Illustrated. Was wondering how long the sports v turkey vulture wars had been going on.

This is always the worst take. Often it’s a take proferred by the phony tough, who want to explain how sports is different from other human organizations because there’s no time for meetings and it’s real and happening right this second and it’s too hard for you wussies complaining to understand.

I feel like this is so on-brand for Warren Ellis’ run on Constantine. You kind of let me down. Much like Robert Kraft’s single, one assumes. 

+1 Zeke Mowatt. 

I think it was secretly a vote for Roger Waters doing next year’s Super Bowl (or Superb Bowl, whichever is correct).

I’ve used Netspot in the past but either it doesn’t have a feature set like this app or I am using it wrong.

Quitter.

My mom had laughed and said it reminded her of watching Gorgeous George as a kid in the ‘50s and knowing it was fake. We had a clue in the early ‘80s but there was some sort of cocaine veneer on everything that made everything feel a little unreal. I mean, Hulk Hogan showed up as a villain in Rocky III and it was…

In retrospect, the WCW really took the WWF to a next level with heels like Bundy, One-Man Gang and Bam Bam Bigelow. 

The author literally does for his job. Best not to think about it.

Mr. Vanech’s claim is without merit.

At the height of his popularity, his omnipresence annoyed me so much I had to invent a workaround: I told myself he was mentally damaged and all of a sudden everything didn’t seem so bad. It still works too! Good on that young man for arranging a festival. Who can blame him for not covering all the contingencies?

My parsing engine is broken too. That or “In the team’s 2-1 win over the Sabres on Thursday night, Kucherov scored the lone goal for his team” isn’t right.