Actually, he claimed to be at a hair salon.

Bomb to Terry Glenn. I can still (not) see it in my mind.

They have the Nets pick this year. As a Celtics fan I am hoping we can avoid a third heart-breaking leg injury today.

Yup, sorry for missing it.

These are signifiers and they change over time. Reacting to them literally is, like, literally the worst. Lexicon Valley does a good job explaining them from time to time.

I think the best example of America’s schizo take on Ireland vs Others was my former neighbor who had a Terrorist Hunting Permit on the side of his SUV and a license plate holder upping the IRA.

And here I was assuming you weren’t Andy Reid.

I think that was to make it clear to you he isn’t limiting this to women or anti-woman, he just wants to know if anyone should be able to coerce someone weaker than them into sex. For purely theoretical reasons.

Finally, someone who will respect women. All the way to their homes, if necessary.

Personally, I’d want to get angry IMs from Jack Edwards. I think that would be glorious.

Surprised to see an on-air personality at NESN with blue balls. Didn’t anyone tell him you can always sleep with the Red Sox manager?

Well that’s strange because my one interaction with him was back when they were a local site looking to do a redesign. We met him in a bar around noon, said we were good and didn’t need to eat. And then he proceeded to order steak tips and eat them while talking to us when convenient.

Like you keep putting new ingredients back in the leftovers every time you have a bowl?

But I was not at all prepared for the “Matlocking” of my children!

Stays in shape by boxing.

Why, did he take a knee during the anthem?

I’m disappointed because the headline does sound like something he would say.

This was a decent observation but a truly transcendent commenter wouldn’t need to work so hard at it.

Ha, my wife was so unimpressed by me saying before the final miss, “I hope he misses this just to hear the booth say, ‘You had to go for the touchdown there!’” I like Romo a lot, but he did not disappoint me.

Yeah, it’s strange to learn Ernie was even cooler than I thought he was.