Reminds me of an episode of Ricki Lake we saw in college that forever confirmed just how white the show was because while it was the typical Maury-fare of “Girl pregnant by non-boyfriend”, in this case Ricki and the censors somehow missed the guy objecting by clearly saying, “Ain’t nobody nut on my baby’s head”.

Cancel the training run on Howard Beach.

One is for porn, one is for gift baskets.

I’d need to see Breer’s haikus before I can answer this.

Whaddya mean, “squeet” for “Would you care to join me in a repast?” and PSDS for the things you get for real earrings don’t sound normal to you?

This had popped up on my FB feed a couple days ago (grew up in Rhode Island, thankfully just far enough from the border) and the fire department had come over beforehand to ask him to please not, so I am guessing he did have some kind of permit.

Well, at least we’re winning one of those fights.

I hate to be That Guy because I have nothing against Villanueva, but he does have an endorsement deal with USAA which I assume he would have lost if he didn’t appear sufficiently patriotic.

Stay gold, Pony Boy.

Yeah, but you know JFK from that show would totally be booing the Patriots who knelt.

I’m sorry, you can’t reply after he identified you as “kid”. You have to just take it from here on out.

I was watching the futures All-Star Game when I saw a kid named Quantrill. Thankfully I have developed a habit of cutting myself off before finishing thoughts like, “Well obviously that can’t be Paul Quantrill’s kid.”

There Will Be Blud

Er, what’s the denominator in that average?

I look forward to the Yankees’ Sloan School presentation starring Qatar.

The downside to having a back-up tank is trying to get rid of it. The Blue Rhino people look at you cross-eyed when you suggest they might permanently take back something they will let you trade in. I managed to sell it on Craigslist but that meant dealing with someone skeevy enough to buy a used propane tank from a…

Definitely would recommend this as well. It winds up covering much of the same history as History of England but for different reasons. And not from a shed (as far as I know).

Been trying to figure out what my 3 year-old daughter loves, apparently this is on the list:

Oh man, this is still a reference for friends and I after a party we threw. Nice! And didn’t the lead singer marry Liv Tyler?

Which month are we talking about? Julian Day, is that you?