It’s all about the Nest Protect, which had some problems.

I have never felt more out of the loop than I do right now. I have absolutely no idea what Nest is, what its problems are, how they are connected to Google or what Recode is. I do know what a meme is. I guess I have reached the age where I am now officially old. But I guess that also means that I have reached the age…

I eventually got all the adhesions remedied and have two little dudes in their rooms...who should be asleep. But are not.

At any point, this could have been defused by saying the whole thing was a misunderstanding and the Trump campaign apologized to her. Now Trump cronies have run this woman out of her home and made her fear for her life. Trump doesn’t care and he might even think it’s deserved. He was on the news personally attacking…

I’m guessing Trump’s campaign manager told him it would be a bad move to switch campaign managers.

Trump has said that Lewandowski will not be fired even if convicted.

I hate people.

hahahahahaha A+

Iggy isn’t even relevant in a video about being cheated on by her fiancé. Poor thing.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes:

They’re both dicks here. Why did he post the video for literally everyone to see instead of just his fiancée?

to be fair, it’s pretty hard to make a lot of GOP congressmen not look like bumbling idiots

“Anita Hill looks good; Clarence Thomas looks bad; and the rest of us look like bumbling idiots.”

Agree with you about everything except pepper. Salt is more important than pepper, but what is next after pepper? Nothing even comes close. If anything, pepper is under-appreciated.

I’m most intrigued by that XOJane letter. From what I gather, this person worked as a strategist for Trump because she didn’t expect him to win and thought of him as a “protest candidate” who would presumably steer the Republican party in an even more racist direction. And then he becomes the presumptive nominee and…

I think this sounds odd because we’re used to guys not giving AF about anyone. I’ve walked around with kleenex, tampons, a small first aid and sewing kit since I was a teen and no one has ever found it weird.

I want to make fun, but I recently went to a dog’s birthday party where the host had one of those photo booth setups in her backyard. With lighting.

Yeah, but there’s no hair like baby hair as for quality. I mean, once my daughter actually grew hair and not just this weird emo bang that I had to brush up and clip like fucking Pebbles Flintstone, it was so shiny and thick and beautiful. Then it changed into a tangled mess around age 3.

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

I just wanted to send you an internet hug. All the internet hugs. It’s unfathomable that someone could be that juvenile, petty, and shitty! All the best,and all the support and joy to you in the moving-on process.