Something else from the article:

This isn’t about their son. This about his feelings of control. Waah waah, I’m a giant baby and this woman won’t let me control her life!

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

Before I read the article I thought she was saying that women supported Sanders because they wanted to have sex with him, which I think is technically less plausible than her own argument.

My 65 year old mom supports Bernie. Maybe I should warn my dad about what she’s really up to, before she runs off with a Berniebro!

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We knew the meltdown was coming. I loooooove his meltdowns! Let’s hope he starts up on how it was stolen by a foreigner too. He’s a giant, puffy, orange, baby and I love to watch him cry!

In the immortal words of Jeffrey Lebowski, he’s not wrong, he’s just an asshole.

Could it be Carson is one of those people, like me, who can only use the bathroom at his house for #2? Because that would be a totally legit reason to fly home in the middle of a campaign.

Counterpoint:

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

Get ready for a week long conversation about What Your Kids Are Doing On The Internet. I bet Chris Hansen’s media schedule is booked until next Tuesday.

In her acceptance speech, Burnett thanked co-stars, Harvey Korman and Tim Conway.

“little black bandeau bra” - bullshit. That woman and those ample bozoomz never saw support of that minority status in her freaking life.

She posted one on Twitter, with the women’s name screen-cut for privacy. Scary stuff - the woman mentioned that she also found out he’d been doing this to four other women, and when she dumped him he hit her. Perfect misogynistic asshole trifecta: unfaithful, dishonest, and abusive.

This is awesome. I would totally wanna know if my husband was acting like a douche. I wonder what kind of responses she gets from the women?

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.