Just yesterday I had to reassure my Republican mother that Trump will never, ever get the nomination. She also said that Ted Cruz “looks like there’s something wrong with his face, like a Property Brother.”

She’s the kind of conservative who would align with Clinton on probably 70% of the issues, but she voted for…

As I was looking at the MRS necklace I was like “what if those were just your given initials, wouldn’t that be convenient?” Then I was like “what if those were your birth name initials..then when you got married you changed your last name...”

How I hate(d) Linda Tripp.

Har-har! Linda Tripp complaining about someone lacking “integrity”. I assume she keeps all the mirrors in her house covered.

Call me crazy, but isn’t calling Hillary Clinton someone who destroyed women’s stories a bit like the pot calling the kettle? Seeing as how Tripp was the one who outed Lewinsky and all...

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

The only surefire way to never get divorced is fuckmarriageitsdumb.

It’s definitely more common in adolescence, and frankly people don’t usually stare at men’s crotches enough to notice, but yeah, adult men get erections at times when they don’t really need to have them.

I can’t speak for all men, but this happens to me at least a few times a week. There’s doesn’t even have to be anything around to trigger it, just pops up. Always in the worst situations too

I don’t understand this. Are grown men really popping boners on the reg during their normal every day lives? I thought uncontrollable engorgement was just a middle school thing. Clearly I know little of the grown male anatomy.

In my opinion, we need another Beaches like we need Go Set a Watchman. Which is to say that we don’t need at all.

Have they tried turning it off then back on?

I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you…

Ooh, I like it.

The day I re-made my Ikea bed frame without the manual was the day I became a woman.

I understand that he was born rich, to two successful parents, one of the biggest stars of this generation. But what is the other reason everyone hates him? I feel like he did or said something but I can’t find it online. Is it because he is weird? Is It Because He Types Like This? Because those don’t really seem like…

This is gorgeous. Thanks.

This song is hypnotizing.