He sure threw her under the bus in a big, big way in that letter. I wonder what the theology of “she did it first!” is.

okay but like if you cheat on each other it’s like hitting the reset button, right? No harm no foul?

Obligatory.

You can tell it is a golf club, because it just fucking is one.

The riding crop is gold and white.

That is clearly a black and blue riding crop.

Literally nothing about this story is not off-the-charts weird.

I find it very... weird how eager her parents are to do interviews and stuff

It’s unfortunate he couldn’t just say that there’s no real need for a First Lady. I’m sure he has friends of either gender who have uncontroversial pet causes that he can bring attention to, and I’m equally sure the White House staff is capable of putting on state dinners without a figurehead.

You know, I had successfully repressed Tucker Max. Thanks to you, I have something to work on in therapy now. :-(

Oh god. Tucker Max. Thanks for bringing that up... *shudders*

This is EXACTLY what sprang to mind when I saw this headline. What the actual fuck.

Same!

THANK YOU! I was thinking about this, when I finished reading the story.

I am most taken aback by the swiftness of this DNA test.

ISN’T THERE SOME SORT OF RAPE KIT BACKLOG OR SOMETHING?

Feminism has found its Tea Party

Read this earlier, and just, wow.

I mean, I was an idiot and a bad person in college too. But I never felt like I had the ability to try to ruin somebody’s life because... well, not because they didn’t agree with me, exactly, but because they agreed with me, but not on every exact thing.

Title IX is one of the greatest…

YOU’RE ARE SO MISGUIDED THAT I DON’T EVEN THINK I CAN HELP YOU.