This is adorable. Also, bigots? This is what you’re SO AFRAID OF! These two sweet old guys are SO THREATENING, AMIRITE?

Same here. The headline definitely made me go, “What’s happening in Florida now?”

This was definitely a headline that gave me a major doubletake for a few seconds. Then I said “awwww” and all was right with the world.

Thank you for this. I’m sick of reading horrible stories. Hooray for love!

Poor Allen. Now he has to contend with Marks groupies.

Hahahaha re “Why does that baby have so much hair?”

This is the first Jalopnik headline in a while where I started laughing before even reading a word of the article.

“Then his brain-OS crashes and he stands frozen, arms dangling uselessly, while he reboots.”

Cmon, that shit had to be staged for maximum hilarity. NOBODY is that fucking retarded.

Holy shit. That was fucking bananas.

Team Cat HQ on vacation!

I’m a generic ibuprofen kind of girl. Generic ibuprofen all the way.

Aleve’s active ingredient (naproxen, formerly only by prescription) is an NSAID like in Advil (ibuprofen) — but it IS much more potent, and also has an increased risk of stomach issues like ulcers and stuff.

He got served.

First she only pushes him off, and then it’s exactly one whack per approach, increasing in whack-force as he becomes more threatening.

I love the third hit, where the dude is clearly angry and trying to get at her, then she just wallops him so hard his knees just buckle.

Violence is seldom the answer.

*ROO FERRIGNO* this.

I’d guess this is a myostatin-related genetic mutation, like that enormously muscle-bound whippet that was the internet’s favorite LOLWUT a while back.

Sally Fields was Tom Hanks’ wife in Mrs. Doubtfire, and his mother in Forrest Gump a year later.