I love these.

Clearly, the Dread Pirate Crunch is taking no prisoners.

This is a good bear who really knows what to do with his items.

Yeah, but what color is THE ICE?

It is indeed fucking ugly. And in the meantime, LLAMAS motherfuckers. LLAMAS.

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE #CONTENT GAME.

It's clearly a lousy picture of a blue and black dress with a nasty looking reflective sheen.

I've found that the problem isn't in dealing with one's partner; it's integrating into one another's families that's the hard part.

We judge each other a lot by our homes and judge each other's class position by our homes; homes are a symbol of our class..

It's going to be such a disaster

I was imagining her as an evil megalomaniac. It's my own EL James fanfiction.

I MADE MILLIONS OFF OF FANFICTION AND YOU ALL CALL ME A FOOL. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS. FOOLS!

"Where's the lettuce?"

I eagerly await the day we can advance the "days without a Fifty Shades post on Jezebel" counter past zero.

post run: "BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK..."

MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM

Aww, he's so happy at the end. I'm tearing up. :')

"Don't hug me, Mommy, I must bark!" "WOOF!"