some say a comet will fall from the sky

Imagining her in a baby bjorn makes me laugh every single time.

This should go to the kinja comment HOF

pulls on +1 lever

so, so dumb. +1

Walker, Ex's Anger.

I was just thinking the same thing about how we don't know what women are supposed to look like. I honestly looked at the picture, and aside from thinking she still looks amazing, I thought to myself, wow, imagine how I'd feel about my body if there were more pictures like that in magazines.

Exactly. I love that photo. I hope I look that great after 2 kids and being a 90s supermodel with all the drugs and partying around. Bless you Cindy! I wish I had your genes!

There's nothing wrong with her body, that's how a 47 year old body looks, if you're lucky and have very, very good genes. Why people should continue the myth that beautiful = young I don't know. Because as a species our window of youth is relatively small, and we'll be old far longer than young. That's a long time to…

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

She looks... so human. It's refreshing.

I read that and thought, "Oh, Madonna, what a sad love life you must have had." Then I think about her string of past lovers and think, "Yup, a sad love life indeed."

I'm sorry, but no one eats p—— as much as the guy in that book.

I'm sorry, but no one eats p—— as much as the guy in that book.

I think Grey should be spelled Gray….hey, its America after all

Huck's face when Jake walks in is legit the exact same expression my dog has when I catch him trying to eat cat poop.

When I don't wear mascara people ask me if I'm dying of stage 4 cancer, so Uma, I feel yew heavy.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

I think if I were to do a personal audit of time spent on my own phone, I would come close. Don't even curr.