You know they will make it as a couple because they can eat in front of each other so comfortably.

Jack White is majorly on my shit list right now due to some bullshit he pulled that led to a bunch of unnecessary hassle at my work. Fuck him and his stupid face.

Yes, they may be reckless enough to abandon their infant children in near-zero temperatures but actually drink the wine at a wine-tasting? Why the very idea!

lol let me die

I like to think he has a bunch of gay friends who keep him around for his camp value. They call him "she" to make him uncomfortable and, like, dress up as him and his wife for Halloween and stuff.

But does he have enough gay friends to fill a binder?

yep, I'd have done it without a backward glance. I was in the hospital for 8 days, shitting to death. Then another 18 months of illness and poo horror. I was IN COLLEGE at the time. Poo enema, plz. Insert tube here *points to bum.* I'm sorry about your IBS. In a lot of ways that's worse, because there is no 100%…

rambo w a woman? would watch.

I SEE THE BALL!

Well, I was at breakfast with a friend when she told me about the Taylor Swift hacking and my first thought was, "Adultosaur is gonna be pissed."

seriously, how are you on this fucking website and have this opinion?

god, shut the fuck up

You are famous on jez and its a start.

You're famous here.

You are famous duh.

My take-away from this article is that Mike Madson, Rob Demovsky, and Bart Hubbuch must be insufferable douches.

i assume i will be incredibly famous in a matter of minutes, then.