1) These ding dongs need different jobs. Quiet jobs.

I'm biracial and this happens to me a few times a month, with the offender typically being a retail sales associate.

i live with my parents, but they are currently on vaca in florida (and now stuck there until friday). i woke up to two missed calls, two texts, and two emails begging me not to go to work and to call her and they all had the word "dangerous" in them at least once.

This is fantastic. Also, now I have to go call my son, who's on the fringes of the path of utter destruction and mayhem. (He actually probably does not know how to prepare for this, having spent his entire 23 years in western/centralish Texas.)

omg

RUDE i crush on him so bad tho

also this is me at work.

Can't come up with anything funny right now because am doing an Ellie Goulding reaction vid and there's hair EVERY FUCKING WHERE

her hair looks so good here omg

YES

My last foster dog was a morbidly obese lab. She was 88lbs and should've been about 60. The vet suggested giving her green beans or carrots as "treats" since she was on a super restricted diet. Yeaaah, she was not even a little bit interested. If I still had her, I would make her watch this video to shame her. Coco is…

No; it's a good video to teach kids that they can get the dog to eat veggies for them.

Your parents sound like cubeazoids.

"Oh honey." was created for this kind of comment.

I started the booty song movement

MAD HACK SKILLZ.

I do wonder how people think I'm getting these, you know?

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