I think a poll is in order to see if anyone *didn't* read this in her voice because I did too.
I think a poll is in order to see if anyone *didn't* read this in her voice because I did too.
He or she did make a fake email. The last line was "sincerely, me and my fake-ass email address"
...it'll trickle into actual, real brick-and-mortar stores between mid February and March.
You're the one that threw out the implication of sex! I was perfectly fine imagining him politely courting her in a gentle way, walking her home on Sunday after church. Maybe some hand holding but nothing more. You had to bring sex into it and now I'll never be the same!
I rate this only a 0.75 Florida. There isn't enough drinking, nakedness, or police chases.
#TeamNoOne is growing by leaps and bounds these days.
I can't believe there is someone dumb enough to believe this
I felt like I just read a chapter of Ulysses Mark. I don't have a goddamn idea what the hell is going on or who means what to the narrative, but I am going to pretend I do, just like in College.
he mentions an "infidelity clause" so presumably there is some sort of prenuptial agreement. Although if he makes more than she does he may not want the prenup canceled...
Sometimes I tell myself that the main reason I'm reading reddit, twitter and blogs and shit is so I'm aware when someone is trashing my in front of millions.
This one, right? The narrative really starts to slip. I don't believe a word of this.
Dude never heard of no fault divorce?
There's a third post that isn't linked from the second. It's so precise in its details that it's probably BS.
My favorite thread in a long, long time.