Random internet commentor Eldritch thinks Mike Huckabee is a fucking idiot who needs to fucking sit down in his wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

That is exactly what he's asking. And the fact that Jay-Z "lets" Beyoncé be sexual means that he is pimping her out.

Noted music business impresario Mike Huckaby...

OMFG that is just too many Huckabees.

remember the time

Please. Everyone with at least half a brain knows that Beyonce's career is controlled by the Illuminati.

I think we need to make up a list of white women performers with husbands who are OBVIOUSLY pimping out their wives because they perform either sex scenes of dance with explicit moves best left for the bedroom.

He also thinks the earth is 6000 years old, so we're not exactly dealing with a towering intellectual here.

I just... Hm. I guess I would be interested to see the transcript of the conversation he had with himself that concluded with, "Why, yes! Yes, the world DOES want to know my opinions regarding the marriage of Beyoncé and Jay-Z!"

What if this whole thing of Chris Evans being all reluctant and exactly like Captain America is all just a ruse to get us to love him more and give money to Marvel...

Me: "HE IS REALLY CAPTAIN AMERICA."

he is such a gentleman help

can i just kill myself and die and be escorted to whichever afterlife by chris evans and or captain america can i just die

I LOVE EVERYBODY

For what it's worth, Donnie and Jenny are very adamant this isn't going to happen to them.

If reality show history has proven anything, couples that have shows built around their "grand" romances last forever.

What does it say about my belief in human goodness that I went to "lazy" instead of "social security?"

That daughter and grandson sure are gonna miss their supplemental income, aka the dead lady's social security check.

U MAD, bro?

Holy shit, that assistant is one of the coldest motherfuckers I've seen in a while. How his bladder was not immediately evacuated after that knife landing 1cm away from his face, I will never understand.