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I’m amused that this is apparently the hill where my brain’s pedanticism chooses to die on.
‘Vegan milk substitutes can be called milks?’
‘Sure.’
‘Vegan ice cream substitutes can be called ice creams?’
‘Yep!’
‘So a shake made of vegan milk and vegan ice cream is a milkshake.’
‘There’s no such thing!’

No, but 2 of them with some creme filling would be.

I don’t have anything pithy to say, just leave the damned bears alone so they don’t get used to human food which puts those bears in danger and puts other people in danger when the bears get used to it and seek out more human food.

Sigh. No good deed goes unpunished.

I’m joking. Just that simulord speaks on his life experience frequently and it ranges from a bit unsettling to basically tragic. So its fitting that even Christmas songs provoke things to come out like kneecapping people with a bat and familial blackmail. You sound....interesting as well.  

Plus they remember faces! “Hey, it’s the chip guy!”

More fun than gulls.

It’s not a good deed. It’s an evil deed.

It endangers the bears, it endangers the humans.

There is no upside.

Repeat: It is an evil deed.

This one stops off at the vegan shop for his scoff.

If God didn’t want humans to feed bears, He shouldn’t have made them so goddamn cuddly-looking

That bear in the lead pic is collosal. I use the same water bottle and can *just* pick it up and use it with one hand. so basically it’s claws are as long as my fingers

We’re still in lockdown for the next five days, England is just going into lockdown. But, yeah, in normal times it’s a crowd event and a family thing at home, so the spreader potential is there in both circumstances.

On a personal level: fuck it, its hell year, anything that makes someone happy is good.

retail though: wait till fucking December to torture your staff with an even shorter playlist than normal.

It's always too early for holiday music.

Because I stop shopping when stores start playing Christmas music, it has now been nearly a year since I have set foot in a mall.

Yes. In my home growing up, as my grandparents were immigrants from Sweden, all of the Christmas festivities continued until January 13th (Tjugondag Jul) at which point you took down the tree, etc.

For god’s sake, yes. Yes, it is far too early. At least wait until the first of December. Personally, I’d say that the eighteenth of December is about right.

All holiday music is bad, all the time.