Tell her she has to use the claw!

More about The Bear Necessities of Life.

Sounds like you can sell them to Micheline. 

Tonight I will be eating my feelings. And vodka.

This is literally the first time I’ve ever thought “huh, that’s a really good idea, Wingstop.” But it is a good idea, thighs are good tasting with a lot of meat and simple to work with since it’s just a single bone. I used to roast chicken thighs at home in Crystal hot sauce all the time, they’re a much better chicken…

I have the day off and I voted weeks ago, so I’m putting my election day energy into making lasagna. Can’t make lasagna without drinking wine...

You’d think so, but the jam, honey, and butter really balance everything out.

Everyone on this site already knows that so they aren’t letting any cat out of the bag. I’m still waiting for someone to make a fried thigh sandwich though. If you de-bone one its a perfect size for a roll anyways.

My thoughts exactly! Don’t let this be the 2020 version of skirt steak!

Nooooooo don’t let people know how good chicken thighs are.  They won’t be cheap any more :(

An atom walks into a bar looking very depressed.

Bartender asks “What’s the problem?”

Atom says “I’ve lost an electron.”

Bartender asks, “Are you sure?”

Atom replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”

Sunday was mayo day: I made potato salad as a side for a tuna salad sandwich, so mayo and mayo.

Since we all need a little levity today: A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bar keeper “How much” and the bar keeper replies “For you sir, no charge.”

When I make a breakfast sandwich at home, I’m typically using an amount of butter that can be classified as obscene. I’m not opposed to the idea of putting mayo, but that’s one more ingredient I have to corral before and after, while the butter is always right there by the stove.

Breatharianism is even dumber than fruitarianism, but fruitarianism is pretty dang stupid.

I adore fruit, it’s been one of my favorite things since I was 5 and asking for fruit without realizing what kind because they were all so great. Collecting plums from local trees was a wonderful pastime.

I know you want him, but that's nacho turtle.

Fuck being a fruitarian, but well-done fruit bowls are delicious so I’d happily go to a place that specialized in them, dumb fad marketing or no. 

As a Wisconsinite I am amused that you refer to dairy in reference to cream of mushroom and Velveeta, two products that I am sure the closest they got to being a dairy product is passing a cow while in the delivery truck. 

I feel like a longer headline for this could also be “America looks back at 8 months of quarantine, says fuck it, adds more butter.”