The only excuse is a nut allergy. But even then the solution is simple, double your ice cream amount when blending the milkshake with your choice of non-nut based dairy alternative. You get a nice, thick milkshake without having to go to all kinds of trouble to get it.

But seriously...lactose intolerant people could have answered this question ages ago. Particularly anyone who’s ever made a pina colada or a curry. Coconut cream. Non-dairy ice cream. It’s...well, it’s just that simple. Unless you absolutely hate coconut and can detect the taste through everything else...well, all the…

Well, yeah. And I guess it did say “(mostly) tourists” too.

We should all be using them to draw genitalia on the forehead of every picture of the turnip, melanoma and Ivankasuckyourblood that we see.

Who the hell is stupid enough to feed an alligator?

I’m pretty sure that was sarcasm, guys.

Gulls are assholes. Crows, while loud and brash, can be stunningly loyal. Plus, if they like you, crows will bring you things in exchange for, for instance, peanut butter toast.

No, it isn’t. What it is is hard for dumbasses to realise that they are not, literally, the Princes of the Universe. That they are doing something stupid that is going to endanger not only themselves, but also every single other person that those well-fed bears they think are so cuddly and cute come across as well as…

Can’t have a good crucifixion without a congregation. Come on now, closer together than that...and masks off, let us see those bright Christmas smiles!

I’m glad to not be the only one to think that their Christmas cups are always so hostilely ugly. Rather dull and “downmarket suburbia” this year too.

Yeah, they seem nice and normal. I don’t like how they redid the Joy, though. I’ll stick to my older editions.

LOL! “Oh, are you now?”

I’m an Android girl. So if they have an Android extension...maybe? 🤷🏾‍♀️

Eh. I’m just the product of two parents working two jobs each and being the dumping ground for all the relatives kids that the relatives temporarily couldn’t take care of/keep fed. There were four of us, so at any point there were seven to nine children at our house and at least five or six of us were living there…

I don’t facebook. Is that maybe up on youtube somewhere?

I am honestly starting to think I should make the effort to learn Welsh just so I can screw with people over here. Most Americans don’t even speak English all that well, can you imagine casually throwing couple of Welsh phases into a conversation?

Realy? Because that made me giggle a bit. But again...I was raised by the cat, didn’t get glasses until I was 8 so couldn’t see and was constantly running into walls and falling down the stairs to the amusement of everyone and my dad had an illegal still in the basement.

^And we have a winner. None of this is about Christmas. All of it is about making money.

Ugh, Halloween Night I went looking for scary movies. Christmas movies were on. It was awful. Really put the “Christ!” into Christmas.

I’m surprised the cancelled the fireworks. Were they worried that pwople (totally a typo, but you’re in Wales and w might as well be a vowel) would congregate to watch them instead of just watching from their homes?