Unless you need creamed corn as a component, then you’re better off with fresh corn and a box grater.

There’s around two cups of sugar in that recipe. My usual recipe has half that and sometimes it’s too much.

The filling looks dry. That crust looks awfully doughy and wet to me, particularly down towards where the filling actually is.

And these didn’t turn out horrendously sweet?

I would lean more to the side of “was it ever” on that question! (Yeah, it probably was, for a certain value of “safe” but is it something you’d want to drink now, knowing what we know that they didn’t?)

I don’t either. My issue is that it’s cold here, and I wear glasses. If I’m outside and walking, I am going somewhere. I have been hit by a car, it is not an experience that I want to repeat. Having a clear line of sight, particularly as it is now dark when I leave to get the bus, is more immediately important. I do…

The best way to eat it is to make a bowl of popcorn (a little scorch on it isn’t a bad thing,) very, very lightly butter it, slightly oversalt it, and once it’s coolish, toss it with the candy corn. You want a seven to one ratio, majority popcorn.

Ginger Snaps is great! The following movies...well, they were mostly fun.

It is totally worth it to look up the Quatermass update done in the early 00s. 2005, I think?

So glad to see Jennifer’s Body listed. That one really doesn’t get the credit it deserves, but I think it’s a combination of Megan Fox and just...not really being very noticed.

It depends on what you do to sub out meat. Many of the different “taco” crumbles are a great substitute for the various chili meats, or you can go for an all bean chili. What sort of chili are you wanting/looking for?

I’m pretty sure I forgot something. I always forget something. The bitch in me wants to freak people out by saying “maybe the egg?” but that would just be me screwing with you, I’ve never put an egg in chili.

Jelly Bellies, when you are being normal with them, are good. By the way, the Bertie Botts are no longer the only gross beans. The Jelly Belly Bean Boozled line of beans are apparently also selling vomit flavored jelly beans, just on the off chance you miss the taste of having too many bellinis. Although I think the…

I think this one was more a case of try it to see just how much it sucks. Unfortunately, since Jelly Belly and the Bertie Bots Harry Potter Cash Cow Beans the stupidity of creating disgusting novelty candies seems to be here to stay. Hey here’s a novelty candy companies, how about you knock it off with the stunt…

Ah, that makes me want to play Myst...

Wow. In a horrifying way, that’s actually admirable. At least for the aplomb.

I didn’t read the caption until I read all the ham comments, but yeah...that looks like something from the early parts of a horror movie. That pineapple should be bleeding.

Also fake lobster rolls.

You mean the Welsh don’t actually count l as a vowel?

Given that most companies have discounts that build up over time, this is not a good idea. Yes, it sounds logical, but in reality, constantly moving your insurance starts to look like a red flag after a while and you may actually be rated higher for that lack of consistency. Add a ticket or accident or other claim,…